Ladies and gentlemen! No wait, not enough people read us for that greeting.
Friends and family! Nope, again, I don't have any friends and my family hates me.
Mom, look someone new is writing for the website!
Let's all give Heather McCarthy, Princess of Pop Culture, a big round of applause. I figured on adding her for a couple reasons. One: her responses in some cases have been better than the articles. Her wit and sarcasm are outstanding and would serve a far better purpose in column form than comment form. Two: she claimed to feel like an intruder commenting. Three: Eddie and I are having trouble carrying the site (more Eddie than me even, but I'm gunna start blowing up with posts after May 3rd.) Four: The ACLU told me to hire a minority, be it ethnic or female or they would shut me down.
Let's all give Heather a big warm welcome and hope she loves it just as much as we love, ya know. Ya know?
I must have missed her comments because I don't remember reading any of them & she damn well better not be a liberal writin on my website!
Posted by: Eddie Zyglis | April 20, 2005 at 12:08 AM
she was posting as "the hza". maybe i should have mentioned that.
Posted by: Jim Beanan | April 20, 2005 at 09:08 AM
As the resident female on staff here at the SC (Kinda like The OC, but with far more interesting dialog -- not that I've ever actually seen an episode of The OC), I feel it is in the best interest of the group and perhaps society as a whole that I refrain from trying to define myself in any way, as it won't make much sense and it takes too long.
I respond well to direct questions, preferably short answer (yes/no, true/false). If you could put your question into cartoon form, that would be even better.
Posted by: Heather | April 20, 2005 at 10:26 AM
Hahaha, no worries Heather. I was only kidding (half way at least) about the Liberal thing. Some liberals have some good qualities, I just wanted to see how you would react. Welcome aboard!
Posted by: Eddie Zyglis | April 20, 2005 at 02:03 PM